Friday, February 29, 2008

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 121)...

Frenching Fridays







POLT Listening to "Jump Around" by House Of Pain

"You're the shape-shifter, right?" "No, his boyfriend's the shape-shifter. He's the warlock." - Stature, Young Avengers #10

Threat to society, you know being misjudged and not respected...

"Reagan is "respected" by liberals only to the extent that he was no George W. Bush, which is like saying that snot is "respectable" because it's not diarrhea."

Thers over at Whiskey Fire commenting upon the fevered imaginings of conservative nitwit Jonah Goldberg that liberals have developed a new found respect for Ronald Reagan.
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Stolen word for word from Bill in Exile.

POLT Listening to "You Never Even Call Me By My Name" by David Allen Coe

Who picked your color scheme? Did you used to be gay? - Thom, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

It seems our day keeps falling on a leap year...

I went to school with a girl names Alexa, who had a unique birthday: Feb 29th. When we were in 6th grade, in 1980, she told us she was having her 3rd birthday that year. Even though had been alive for 12 years, she’s was only having her 3rd birthday. How freaky is that, eh?

If you were born on Feb 29th, I wonder when you’d celebrate your birthday in non-leap year years. Would you do it February 28th, the last day in February (which the 29th sometimes is) or March 1st, the day after the 28th (which the 29th always is).
Well wherever she is, however she celebrates, I hope Alexa has a great 10th birthday today!

POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online

"Why couldn't you have been a gay man?" "Some still suspect I am." - Tara, Relax...It's Just Sex

Make love and float away with me, twins...

Amazing the sort of stuff you find online, eh?

PHILADELPHIA (Feb. 29) - Twin brothers who have appeared in hardcore gay-porn online videos are charged with the rooftop burglary of a South Philadelphia business and are suspected in dozens of similar crimes in at least three states, authorities said.Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney, 25, of suburban Pennsauken, N.J., were arrested Feb. 19 after authorities from a multistate task force said they watched the twins break into a South Philadelphia beauty shop through the roof.



The brothers have appeared in online gay porn videos under the names Teyon and Keyon, said Erik Schut of Philadelphia-based video retailer TLA Entertainment Group, which sells gay porn DVDs online. He said they could have had a good career if they hadn't gotten in trouble."They are incredibly good-looking, and being identical twins, it's a novelty," Schut said. Keyontyli has appeared in gay porn since at least 2002 and worked as a fashion model, while Taleon got involved in porn more recently.

Taleon, who police believe is a trained gymnast and karate expert, has used his athleticism to make several daring escapes from police. He was handcuffed in the back of a moving police cruiser after a 2006 drug arrest in Clementon, N.J., when he broke out the glass with his head and jumped into a lake while still handcuffed, police Chief Dave Kunkel said."He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers, saying, 'You'll never catch me," Kunkel told the Daily News.

In January 2007, Taleon jumped 30 feet from the roof of a Camden, N.J., liquor store and swam across the frigid Cooper River before he was caught, police said."I told him he should have signed up for the Olympics," Zucker said. "The prosecutor and I even referred to him as Spider-Man."

The only photo I could find was a mugshot of Taleon, however, since they're identical, we can assume the other one looks pretty similar.

...25...trained gymnast....karate expert....possible Olympian...gay porn star....identical twin brother....and cute like that photo....

Why, oh WHY am I just hearding about these two NOW????

POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online Oil: 101.79 (-.66); Gas: 3.17 (-)

Under our system, George W. Bush's disputed 537-vote margin in Florida was deemed more important than Al Gore's half-million ballot advantage nationwide.

Keep your numbers mounting (Part 20)...

55 Fiction Fridays

Hearing him: smooth and velvety, "thug"-esque, but with intelligence
Seeing him: lean, toned, dark, sexy, projected toughness covering vulnerable sweetness
Smelling him: earthy, sharp, musky, clean, with a tad bit of funky
Tasting him: Peppermint gum, salty sweat, dark damp creases
Touching him: Hard, firm, warm, moist, expanding, rough kinky hair, smooth chest

Sensual perfection.

POLT Listening to "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie

"Okay, Plan B." "We actually had a Plan A?" - Conner Hawke, Green Arrow #75

Thursday, February 28, 2008

The way that buck has shrunk, it's a lowdown dirty shame...

This is why Alfred the butler hates taking vacations. He left the dynamic duo for a week to visit family back in England. Batman and Robin were forced to do thier own laundry, and, well.....


There was no crime in Gotham when they went on patrol, for all the criminals were doubled over in laughter and were in no condition to break the law.

Taken from Super Underwear Perverts

POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online

Thank you for investigating my smell. - Polt

Our power in our hands all wasted...

Let’s see, we’ve got a war in Iraq killing our next generation and depleting our treasury, we’re in debt above our eyeballs that our great-grandchildren will probably still be paying off, the economy is teetering on the brink of recession, we’re being flooded with illegal immigrants, the Constitution is being shredded daily by the current administration, gas prices have doubled in like the last three years or so, we’ve got a number of citizens without any form of health care…and what is the Congress on a tear about? Whether some professional athletes used steroids and why a professional sports league destroyed tapes of one of it’s teams cheating.

Oh yes, but ALL means, please make sure, Congress, that you address the greatest issues of our day!!! God forbid we don’t know each and every time some baseball player stuck a needle in his body and injected some substance into himself!! And of course, make absolutely certain you get accurately which butt cheek he was using as a pincushion.

Because, I mean, we all know just how vital that information is to each and every American and to our nation’s interests. I mean, if I never find out this information, is my life worth living?
I may have a cousin about to get shot in Iraq, and I may have no money to fill up my tank to get to work because all my money was lost in a Wall Street collapse and to pay for that medical procedure I needed to live, and for that tax increase we had to pay to help pay down the debt (when in actuality, the money went to build a bridge in Alaska or some such stupid shit), but by GOD we all know your time and energy is better spend investigating possible injections to some yum-yum involved in a GAME! It’s a freaking GAME, people!!!

Ya know, this is a clear example of the quote, and I wish I could recall who said it, that goes, "There is nothing more worthless than doing thoroughly and effeciently that which shouldn’t be done at all." Amen.

POLT Listening to "Countdown With Keith Olberman" Oil: 102.45 (+2.53); Gas: 3.17 (-.01)

Oh I am so sorry, silly American cat-coy! My braincase is quite indestructible! Heh, heh! - Himler, JSA Classified #31

Undress me, will I look like a fool (Part 98)...

Okay, kids, it's once more time for...


Well, once more, I have no inspiration for HNT, but thinking about last week, I thought I might try a mini-marathon of similiarly themed HNT's. SO, with that in mind I give you, Uncle Polt, in the bathroom of local outlet mall.



Yeah, I am a freak, but at least the bathroom's are otherwise empty, so it's not like I'm a freak enough to take photos when other people are there. Let's hope no one walks in while I'm talking the picture...I'd hate to become known as "that" type of freak.

POLT Listening to "Block Rockin' Beats" by The Chemical Brothers

If America is ever destroyed, it will be from within and not from without. - Former US Senator William Langer

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Think of my last 20 years, 6 pack, gunnin'...

This afternoon, I was in a store here and ran into Sean. He is the younger brother of the girl I took to my senior prom. He is also the guy I ran into at the gay bar about 13 years ago or so, and we subsequently went on a date, although nothing came of.

Well, in the small talk, catch-up chat we had, he mentioned that Michelle (his sister) had moved about an hour away, and she and her husband were doing well. In fact, thier oldest just got his own place. He's 20.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The girl that I took to my senior prom has a 20 year old son!!!! God, just bring me the walker, Ben-Gay, and hearing aid now please.

I hate costantly being reminded of how old I am, and yet I seem to be CONSTANTLY reminded of how old I am. *SIGH*

On the upside, I did notice that Sean was kinda, well maybe, checking me out, and that was interesting, cause I'd certainly consider another date with him. We didn't exchange numbers, but now I know where he's working....I'll have to see if I can think of some reason to go to that store again....

POLT Listening to "Oh What A World" by Rufus Wainwright

Let me gor, freak, or I'll give you frostbite in places you didn't even know you had places! - Killer Frost, Justice League Unlimited

Cut their hair short, wear shirts, and boots (Part 33)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week's theme: Wet .




POLT Listening to "Across The Universe" by Rufus Wainwright Oil: 99.72 (+1.36); Gas: 3.18 (-.01)

I can't tell if I'm pissed because I'm hormonal or if I'm pissed because something's pissing me off. - Whoopi Goldberg

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 85)...

TMI Tuesdays
These come from http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/

1. What can you consider as the greatest thing you've ever done for/ to yourself? Wow, I dont know. Perhaps moving out into my own apartment. Not that I was having any problems living with my parents, i wasn't. But it gave me some overdo, and much needed independence.
2. What/ Which part of your life you think you could have done better and why? Oh, my college life. I could have made friends, lived on campus, tried to get better grades my first two years, and took advantage of interships and such. I wasted so much during that time.
3. Do you have that one person whom you consider to be the wind beneath your wings? Oh, it's cliched and sappy, but its my mom. She's ALWAYS there, no matter my need, sometimes even before I know I need her. She's just so giving, not only to me, but with everyone. I love her to bits.
4. Tell us about your longest relationship. That would be Freddie. A bit over 2 years. And for all the details, just search my blog for Freddie, you'll see all the entries.
5. In a relationship, when do you get to that point of enough is enough? Unlike with Freddie, most of my other relationships (both male and female) I've grown bored. And when I'm bored, that is when enough is enough.
Bonus (as in optional):What is that one intimate moment with someone you miss so much and what are you willing to risk to have another moment of it. ;) That ONE moment is waking up late in the morning, rolling over, cuddling with the person next to me, and just being there with them. I like that alot. And I'm not at all certain I'd have to risk anything to get another moment, just find someone to spend the night with. But I'm not certain if I understand the question, really, so this answer might be way off base.

POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online

Gays are the only people in the world that have to go out and find their own tribe. Paul, Fish

Monday, February 25, 2008

Still waiting for love to take revenge...

Some of you may recall the hiLARious video I posted a while back by Sarah Silverman. It was to Jimmy Kimmel and she was telling him she was fucking Matt Damon. She and Matt sang a whole song about her doing that. As I said, hiLARious. you can check it out here

Well...Jimmy's gotten his revenge. It's below.



Frankly, I thought Sarah's was funnier, but Jimmy's was much grander in scope! I mean, just you TRY to name everyone in it! Pretty funny stuff.

POLT Listening to "Funkytown" by Lipps, Inc

Finding your best mate broke and back on the booze is probably bad enough. But finding 0ut he's been blowing queers to subsidize his booze is presumably worse. - Byron, 9 Dead Gay Guys

I used to be a rolling stone, you know...

I've been getting Rolling Stone magazine since I was a freshman in college. (the fall of 1986, and since the magazine's been publishing for roughly 40 years, that means I've been subscribing to it for roughly half of it's existance. God, what a great way to feel your age, that.) I got the latest one today and skimmed through it.

They were once more whining, fretting, and maligning over the state of the music business and how it's tanked. I always have to chuckle over that. I can tell you three good reasons why the music business is in the crapper: 1) Charging 15 dollars or more for CD's, when they should be charging less than 10 dollars, 2) the crap that the industry is putting out as music, when it is indeed crap, and 3) spending all that money on lawsuits against music listeners who share music "illegally". I think the first two are the biggest: putting out crap and charging too much for it. Why should I but a whole CD of questionable "music" when I might like only one song on it, and be able to get just that one song from iTunes?

Also, Rolling Stone was talking about the musicians who have come out for Obama: Usher, Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy, Stevie Wonder, and the Grateful Dead. Does this mean he'll make a better president because of thier support? No. But I just thought it interesting to mention.

And there's an article that Madonna is gonna be working with Justin Timberlake on her next album. This might be the first time there's been a male/female duet wherein I want to shag both of the singers! And at the same time too.....ooooo....

POLT Listening to "Groove Is In The Heart" by Dee-Lite

Abby is not manipulating me. I really wanted to eat at Chuck E. Cheese today. - A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking

For superman, man here I am...

Can we please, please PLEASE get this guy to star in the next Superman movie????



I mean, the Brandon kid in the last movie was nice and all, but....well, I mean, come ON, did you watch the video????

POLT Listening to "High Fidelity" by Elvis Costello

You've got a forehead full of justice? What does that even mean? - Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle #11

A picture that was taken, when he and mom were dating...

My mom got asked out on her first date! The guy's name was Skip, and mom's known him for YEARS, since before he married his first wife. One wife died of cancer, another of a brain aneurysm. Skip himself had a stroke a few years back, but is fine. He called mom to see how she was doing. She said they talked for about twenty minutes. Then he said something about getting dinner some night. She said she wasn't ready for that yet. And he said it was fine, she had his number if she needed to. She giggled like a schoolgirl, but she told me there's no way she's ready for that at all!

I myself, am conflicted. I want to be happy. If, at some point in the future, she finds a guy she wants to date and that makes her happy, then that's what I want.

Except it isn't. I don't want my mother dating. It just doesn't....sound right. I mean, she's my mom, the wife of my father. And that's the way it should always be. Except she might be happier if she's the wife, or girlfriend, of some other man. Except that's just...not right.

And thusly does the circle of my thoughts go round and round. Luckily, it's not something that I really have to think about now. And she told me not to tell anyone (but I can trust you guys), so it doesn't look like she's anxious to date. But it might be something I have to deal with in the future.

Is this what all kids go through when thier parents, like, get divorced and then have a step-parent enter the picture???

POLT Listening to "Brown Eye Girl" by Van Morrison

Ware is an inefficient means to an end. It leaves ruin in its wake, resources expended for naught, lives taken and given in vain. It is the most egregious form of waster known to sentient beings, and, like all waste it is illogical. - Spock, The Sorrows Of Empire

Bite me now, put a hand in and take it out, i said...

I dare ya, I double dare ya, I double DOG dare ya, to find anything anywhere on the Internets that is cuter than this!



I laugh hysterically every time I watch it. I just love Charlie's grin and giggle after the second one. Like he's just loving putting teethmarks in his brother's finger.

(stolen part and parcel from http://stephenrader.blogspot.com/)

POLT Listening to "Flounder's Mashups" on DC101 Online Oil: 98.36 (-.70); Gas: 3.19 (+.01)

"Thanks for the tip! Got any more?" "Yeah. Try not to bleed so much, smartass." - Wildcat, JSA #4

You're wantin my body, I don't mind (Part 135)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

Today's theme: I discovered something online about Turkish Oil wrestling. Don't know much about it other than it's in Turkey and hot shirtless guys in these weird looking pants get all oiled up and then wrestle each other, using real interesting, and sometime very homoerotic, moves, like sliding thier hands down INSIDE the opponent's weird pants to get a grip or something (I think I have a porno that has wrestlers doing that, however they're not Turkish. Nor oiled-up. But I digress...). And really, that's all I needed to know about it to be interested in it. Or the photos of it, actually.

First, we have an example of the wrestling moves. Then we'll have a serious of photos of individual cute oiled-up wrestlers. And then we have something of a group photo.

Enjoy. And don't slip in any of the oil, or testosterone, or Polt drool, laying about.













POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online

Ohmigod, are you sure you're not a homosexual? Look how organized this is! - Carson, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Heartaches callin', finds you after the fall...

All day yesterday, after my fall, I was fine. Today, when I tried to get out of bed...ohmyLORD, I was stiff, and I don't mean in a good way. The right side of my neck in a band from the back down to the top of my chest, the upper back of my left thigh, my lower left back, and my right arm are ALL stiff and sore. I couldn't even wash my hair with my right arm. When I had it raised up, which hurt a bit itself, I couldn't move it and my head back and forth with the shampoo. Man, did it hurt. And turning my head, yeah, THAT'S a load of fun! Argh.

I've been taking Advil, and that helps, but it's still sore. Man, who knew it would get so bad after I slept on it all. At least nothing's broken and no bruising.

*SIGH*...what a bitch getting old. Well, time to go take more Advil!

POLT Listening to "Bleed It Out" by Linkin Park Oil: 99.06 (+.25); Gas: 3.18 (+.01)

Oh, I'm turning into such a Polt whore! - Agnes Louise Uvula

Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 88)...

Unconscious Mutterings
These come from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

Protocol :: Break it
Girlfriends :: Giggles
Shoulders :: Strong
Coming home :: Holidays
Let it in :: Sunshine
Honor :: Salute
Tyler :: DC101
Thriller :: Michael Jackson
Angela:: Bassett
The winner is :: Obama

And now, I'm off to bed.

POLT Listening to the silence in my apartment

It doesn't smell like toe-purri! - Carson, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Even the butler, he's got something to prove...

Ianto Jones

*SIGH*


As Captain John Hart called him... "Eye Candy". He does brighten up the Hub, doesn't he?

POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online

I was raised around heterosexuals, as all homosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from...you heterosexuals. - Ellen DeGeneres

Slippery slidey road, down, slippery slidey road, down, slippery...

Yesterday, we were supposed to have some pretty bad weather. I got up at 6:15 am (amazing in and of itself) and turned on the tv to watch the weather. The local weather guy said that we had about 2 inches of snow on the ground, but that the snow was gone. They showed the weather map, and you could see the big blue blob (the snow) off to the east and north of us. but he indicated the big pink blob (the ice) and it was to the west and south of us, and he said it would start here in about 3-4 hours and that it would make the commute home pretty nasty.

I thought of going in to work, and leaving when the ice/freezing rain/sleet started. But my office doesn't have windows, and I didn't know how bad it would be. And 3-4 hours would just be 9-10 am, which means I'd hardly get to work before I had to turn around and come back in the ice.


So I called in and told them I'd take off half the day, and if the weather wasn't too bad, I'd come in at noon for a half day, and if it was bad, I'd just take the whole day. And then i went back to bed.


When i got up at 11:30 (yeah, guess who forgot to set thier alarm before they went back to bed), I looked outside, and didn't see any ice. I checked the weather channel, and they ice was coming sometime in the afternoon. And then I sat there and thought, "Ya know, I'll never get ready and there by noon, and it's gonna be icey, and I don't really FEEL like going in..." so I got online and then went back to bed.


I got up and went to mom's about 1:30. I felt stupid, for wasting the whole day. Granted it was my own fault, I easily could have gone in at noon, or soon thereafter. But I didn't. And on my way walking to mom's I could see the stuff that HAD fallen melting. Man, did I feel dumb. I mumbled to myself something about how ironic it would be if it wasn't bad this day I took off, and then Saturday, when I HAD to get to work, all this melting stuff froze and it was real icey then.


yeah, you see where this is going, but stay with me. just wait for it.


Cut to this morning. I get up, get showered, and head out. I had left my car at mom's figuring it's easier to get from her place to a main road than the off-street parking behind my house (no alleys or hills from mom's place). So i get downstairs, cross the porch. There are three stone steps leading to the walkway. There's a metal handrail. As I reached the bottom of the steps, I grabbed the handrail, and felt it was all icey.

As I came to that realization, I put my left foot down on the walkway...which then proceeded to slid right out from under me. The walkway, even though I couldn't see it, was a solid sheet of ice. Feeling my foot moving, I dropped my other foot to the walkway, and that too went out from under me.

Luckily, they both went the same way: forward. At some point, I let go of the railing, which was good, cause it allowed to me slid away from the steps. I landed on my ass and then his my upper back. How I didn't smack my head on that bottom stone step is a mystery to me.


And I distinctly remember, as I fell, what my one lone thought was. It wasn't "I hope I don't break my ankle" or "what if I hit my head" or anything like that. No, my thought was, "God, I hope none of the neighbors are out and no one's walking by. I don't want anyone to see this." Can you imagine? What a freak am I.


So anyway, I put my right foot flat to try to push myself up, but with the slightest pressure, it slid forward again. There just was NO traction. Luckily, there was some grass right next to the walkway that my feet ended up in. I put my feet there, and used my hand (which slid once as well) to get back on my feet. Nothing was broken, nothing was bruised. Nothing was really wet. I wasn't down that long. And there was no one out anywhere to see me.


I walked over to mom's, slipping but not falling three more times on the sidewalks. I had to cross a major road, and it wasn't slippery at all, thank goodness. Once i got to her place I started to clean the car off. The trunk this time went up and stayed up. I think the problem the other day was that the trunk lid had snow on it. Today, it was just a thin layer of ice, and it stayed up fine. Having done that, I managed to get the cap to the can of de-icer, ready to use it. Except that, there wasn't enough in there. Only a little trickle came out. I was gonna throw the damn thing across the yard, but mom had come out and was standing on the front porch, and between her laughing at me, she told me to give it her she'd throw it away. And she did.


The trip to work was no problem at all. None of the roads were slippery at all. but nonetheless, my experience shows me that there IS such a thing as karma...and she's got a bitch of a sense of humor.


POLT Listening to "Goodbye horses" by Psycho


I mean, if you've ever been a governor of a state, you understand the vast potential of broadband technology, you understand how hard it is to make sure that physics, for example, is taught in every classroom in the state. It's difficult to do. It's, like, cost-prohibitive. - George W. Bush

My baby's got a secret (Part 63)

Secret Saturdays

These come from http://postsecret.blogspot.com/




POLT Listening to "Got To Give It Up" by Marvin Gaye Oil: 98.81 (-.25); Gas: 3.17(-)

I can fake orgasms, certainly I can fake morals. - Polt

Friday, February 22, 2008

I've got six broken soldiers in the trunk of my car...

One day earlier this week, I think yesterday, it had snowed overnight and went I went to work, the car had about an inch of snow on it, and underneath on the windshield, a light layer of ice. I know my de-icer was in the trunk, so I went to get it.

I popped the trunk and lifted the lid. You may recall I had issues with my trunk lid before. So I knew to hold it up. Which I did, cause it wasn't staying up at ALL, no matter how far up I pushed it and tried to lodge it. I think it was cause there was still snow on it, but who knows?

I saw the can of de-icer laying there, BUT, the cap to it was off a bit further back. And the cap is where the spray button is. Without it, all I have is a can of de-icer and no way to get the de-icer out. So i tried to reach back to get it, but doing that while holding the trunk lid up wasn't easy. And all I did was succeed in knocking it a bit further back, out of reach.

I looked around the trunk. My jumper cables (still in the box and wrapped in the original plastic) was there. My "Car Emergency Kit" was there (I have no idea what's in that anymore. I got it for Christmas about 5 years ago. I DID know what was in it, then, but once I dumped it in the trunk, well I totally forgot whats there). On the day after Christmas, I bought a new vacuum cleaner...that is still in my trunk, still in the box.

And then, I saw a green plastic hanger. I have no idea whatsoever why that's there. But it was just the size I needed to try to reach the cap. Which i tried to do. But I did in fact do was pull it to the side of the trunk, in a little gap or hole thingee off right up next to the seat. And totally completely out of reach.

Unless of course, I crawled INTO the trunk. But with the lid the way it is, I could just as easily have been trapped in my own trunk, with my car running. Not a good situation.

Instead, I just made a spectical for anyone watching: my upper half inside the trunk, the trunk lid down resting on my ass, my one leg up and extended out to try to get more reach to the the cap. Which i never did. I did, however, get a line of snow across my thighs and stomach where they rested against the car, and across my ass where the lid laid on it.

I might have come up with something better, but it was 7:15 in the morning, and I rarely get awake to the point of functuality until about 10:00 or so in the morning.

(the photo is my car's trunk last Christmas, packed full of gifts and food and stuff for the jounrney to my Uncles. Might give some perspective on the size)

POLT Liseting to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online

Call me sweetheart again and I'll kick your ass so hard you'll be gagging on my boot until Christmas. - Black Canary, Wonder Woman #9

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 120)...

Frenching Fridays


Theme: three shots of the same two guys. Were this not an R-Rated blog, I could show you the rest of the photos.





POLT Listening to "Countdown With Keith Olbermann" Oil: 99.06 (+1.48); Gas: 3.17 (+.02)

"Beware what's in the DVD player." "I can't be surprised by anything at this point." - Ghostie

Keep your numbers mounting (Part 19)...

55 Fiction Fridays

Fledgling Muslim.
Non-practicing Protestant.
His fiance wouldn't understand.
My family wouldn't understand.
Pressures: Societal, Religious, Familial, Professional.
Must stay apart, when we yearn to be together.
But there are still those moments,
fleeting, hasty, heart-poundingly erotic.
Not what we want, but all we can have.
He and I. So different, but we fit so well.

POLT Listening to "Let Forever Be" by The Chemical Brothers

Nothing heals a broken heart like an ex with a stupid haircut.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Those words, whispered in your ear (Part 22)...

Word Of The Day
These come from http://www.urbandictionary.com

craxy

The X is for extra crazy.

This dog is craxy.

POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online

You have food in the refrigerator older than her! - Green Lantern, The Brave & The Bold #2

He smiles at the young soldiers, tells them it's all right...

Don't ask, Don't tell?


Why not? And why does anyone care???
POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online Oil: 97.58 (-2.28); Gas: 3.15 (+.02)

We need to counter the shock wave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates. - George W. Bush

Undress me, will I look like a fool (Part 97)...

It's time once more for...


Sometimes, I have no inspiration. This is one of those times. So I went back through my photos and found this: It's me, in the bathroom at Target.



Hey, not even Stephen King creates a best-seller with each try. Not every one of Elvis' albums was a platinum record. Even George Lucas didn't always have the golden touch (Jar-Jar, anyone?) But at least, I'm stylin' in my Superman 'S' t-shirt, eh?

To see what other people put up, click HERE.

POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online

Man, I'll break you faster than a wedding vow on Jerry Springer! - Bucky, Get Fuzzy

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

We went and got ourselves a manager, we all think he's the most...

Ya know, I find these statements that Obama has no 'experience' to be funny. The campaigns that Obama, Hilary, and frankly even McCain, are even now running are the largest things they've ever had to run. They are at the top of multi-million dollar organizations, with hundreds, perhaps thousands of people in them at all different levels. These organizations are surely much MUCH larger than their Senatorial staff, and I'm not certain, but perhaps even larger than what a First Lady has to deal with.

And let's look how they've managed these organizations. Hilary has fired several of her top advisors, and did so bad with her finances that she had to give her campagin a $5 million dollar loan a few weeks ago. McCain, prior to New Hampshire, had to take out a large loan from a DC bank on the provision that (and this I find a bit disturbing) if he didn't win New Hampshire he'd stay in the presidential race long enough to get Federal matching funds and pay the loan back with those. Using Federal taxpayer monies to pay back a private loan to his campaign. *SIGH*

But back to the main point. Obama's run his campaign with no shake-ups among high ranking personnel, and has never had money issues. He's managed his money and his campaign with no problems.

Granted a presidential campaign is NOT a presidential administration. However, don't you think the management of the three respective campaigns might just foreshadow a bit, the way they'll run thier adminstrations? I do. And that's one reason I'm supporting Obama.

POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online

"There's a Navy base up ahead." "Ooo, can we go find some seamen?" "No, I'll have plenty of semen for you later." - Freddie

Cut their hair short, wear shorts, and boots (Part 32)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week's theme: Cute black men in Wife Beaters.




POLT Listening to "Flounders Mashups" on DC101 Online

It it not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Sin, is me and my boyfriend, ride with me...

I found this quiz on Puntabulous and I totally took it!


Peter Petrelli! SCHWEET! Just the tv boyfriend I'd want to have! So long as he's got that emo hairthing going, cause we all know how much I love hairthings. And he looks pretty good shirtless too.

POLT Listening to "Flounders MashUps" on DC101 Online Oil: 99.96 (+.42); Gas: 3.13 (+.06)
I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country. - George W. Bush

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

let's get back to bed, boy!,

What a view to wake up in the morning.


Course, if this is what greeted me, I can assure you I'm not going to work that day. I'm not planning on leaving the bed until he does. If I even allow him to leave the bed.

POLT Listening to "Mary Jane's Last Dance" by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

I've traveled forward through time for over 4000 years, people only go backwards for one thing...to change it. - Hawkman, JLA #9