You may or may not know that i'm beside myself...

Tonight, I may or may not have spent the evening with a cute straight friend of mine. He may or may not have spent a large part of the early evening complaining about how his girlfriend bitches about this and that, and how they fight all the time, and how he doesn't love her anymore, and that sort of thing.

We may or may not have gotten a pizza and ate it and then we may or may not have watched a movie. While doing so, he may or may not have put his legs in my lap, which may or may not have led to me giving him a foot massage, which may or may not have led to leg massages all the way up to his crotch.

This may or may not have led to him naked, facedown on my bed while I may or may not have given him a backrub, which may or may not have led to me massaging something a bit lower down, which may or may not have continued once he rolled over onto his back. Which may or may not have been very relaxing and yet stimulating at the same time for him. And which may or may not have made for a very enjoyable evening for me as well.

But I'm not the type to kiss and tell, so to speak, so this all may or may not be true.

POLT Listening to "Sandstorm" by Darude Oil: 124.21 (+.68); Gas: 3.67 (+.06)

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