Your, name tag, name tagged...

Okay, so I got tagged. Tagged by the lovely Kiki. Which is kinda flattering,cause other than a few visits on HNT's, I don't believe she and I have had any contact previously. Regardless, who am I to deny her my answers? And away we go...

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments, what is it?
1. Produce: Celery
2. Bakery: Bagels
3. Meat: The cute butcher behind the counter
4. Frozen: Aunt Jemima's Hotcakes And Sausage Breakfast
5. Dry goods: Wheaties











Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. My Superman "S" T-shirt
2. Comfy jeans
3. My 'fuck' boxers










If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. Fucking idiot.
2. Niiiice.
3. What the hell?
4. NO!











So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Sleep
2. Eat
3. Get online
4. Masturbate













You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
1. Someone driving more then 10 miles per hour under the speed limit by
2. Pulling out in front of me and then going slow
3. Not knowing how to use turn signals













Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Napping
2. Reading
3. Online
4. Downloading porn
5. Masturbating


We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Zebras
2. Penguins
3. Flamingos














You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick 4, so what are you going to see?
1. Torchwood (to see Ianto in person)
2. Project:Runway (to meet Tim Gunn)
3. Ellen (cause it looks like such fun there)
4. Any tv show doing a documentary on the gay porn industry.




You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Vanilla
2. Strawberry
3. Raspberry (I'm not a real big fan of ice cream)















Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. My drivers liscence
2. My insurance card
3. At least one farecard to ride the DC Metro
4. A discount card from Casual Male Big & Tall
5. A folded piece of paper with a phone number on it, that I don't remember, and the name Tyrone




You are at a job fair, and asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Comic book writer
2. College professor
3. Gay porn movie casting director
4. Custom condom fitter (thanks to my Fairy Godfather Mark)






If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Don't worry so much about what other people think of you
2. Take more chances
3. Do NOT get a room in town when you're in college, live in the dorms!!!!!!
4. That cute guy in your class Charles is gay. Get to work....




I'm not gonna tag anybody. If anyone wants to do this, consider yourself tagged by me.

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Knock it off! What are you guys, twelve? Can't believe I'm the mature one. - Flash, Justice League Unlimited