Last night, I did some packing/cleaning of the hallway that leads to the balcony. In doing so, I ended up with 8 trash bags filled with stuff, mainly magazines. While I did find another stash of pornos, they were in no way close to the majority. I threw away quite a few Rolling Stones, Spins, Outs, Advocates, Instincts, Genres, and even a few National Geographics. I later found a box full of older Nat. Geo.'s. I decided to try to sell the box at mom's upcoming yard sale (whenever that may be).
Still, tomorrow morning is trash day, so this afternoon, when I got home from work, I took them all out. 8 heavy trash bags filled with magazines (it's amazing how few magazines it takes to make a trash bag almost too heavy to carry), and the box of Nat. Geo.'s, down two flights of stairs, out the front door, down three steps, along a short walkway, to about 7 more steps, and then the sidewalk. It took me 6 trips in total to get them all down, including the desk chair I carried down to try to sell as well.
My GOD am I beat! My arms and shoulders are a bit sore, my legs can barely pull me up off of the sofa. And this is before I've slept for several hours and allowed them to stiffen up on me! Crimeny, tomorrow morning is gonna suck.
I've come to the conclusion that moving is the province of the young.
POLT Listening to "Whip It" by Devo
You're a creature of the night, Michael...wait until Mom hears about this! - Sam Emerson, The Lost Boys
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How many stashes of pornos do you have? Do you walk into the kitchen and suddenly realize you're really horny and can't wait the time it would take to walk to the computer?
Right now, I don't much of a porn stash at ALL as I've thrown away or given away most of it.
And no, I didn't keep any porn in the kitchen, silly man. I mean, I couldn't afford to have it there, it could be dangerous. What if I were frying up some burgers, and saw the porn and felt the need to relieve myself right then and there? I mean, grease splatters from frying burgers can be VERY painful on vulnerable genetalia, or so I'm told.
HUGS...
Maybe you need to move more often! LOL
Ah yes, moving. You discover muscles you never knew you had because they ache like a son of a bitch.
BTW, these captchas are getting interesting. Cytenor but it looked more like cytenol - a cholesterol drug.
But then cyto == cell aka cytoplasm Weird.
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