In Boston Massachusetts, she'll be there....

So, Mama Polt is off to Boston. She's going to some conference for her job. Man, I'd love to have a job witht he federal government. They've sent her to San Francisco, New Orleans, and San Antonio (although, Texas in August, like they sent her last year, is something I would NOT want to do. And it's all for this same kinda training, something about the federal credit card she uses for her job and stuff. And there's always a number of companies there who hand out free stuff to her: hats, tee shirts, pens, i forget all the stuff she's gotten. And its free trips to different cities. Man, who wouldn't like a job like that?
POLT

The difference between men and boys is the price of thier toys. - Liberace