Now aint that some claim to fame...

I wish I could remember the place I got this from, had a bunch of other funny things like this:


Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility for Pat Robertson
Submitted by Comrade Che on 23 August, 2005 - 11:37.
Washington, DC - A videotape aired earlier today in Islamabad by the popular television program Good Morning, Pakistan featured Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden claiming responsibility for remarks made by Pat Robertson.
"In our objective to destabilize the Infidel Lands of the United States, we have sought to disrupt the United State's relationship with its neighbors, as well as the rest of the world," says a man on the video whom the Pentagon believes to be Osama Bin Laden. "We are pleased to have brought the world to this era, and we thank Pat Robertson for doing what he can to support our cause. Even if we differ on theological points of view, we must acknowledge his good work in dividing Christians and Muslims. God is great."
The videotaped announcement was released only hours after Pat Robertson called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
Robertson is quoted at CNN as saying, "We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability."
The Christian broadcaster is believed to be a favorite of both Muslim and Christian fundamentalists, two groups who are often in support of murdering random people and saying they had divine permission.
"Du-u-u-de, Pat is all about Jesus kicking a** and stomping people who disagree with whatever he thinks Jesus believes this week," said one supporter of Wikan Springs Trailer Park, Iowa. "He's like Will Ferrell and Drew Carey! Pat Robertson totally rocks!"
These sentiments seem to be shared by the ruling council of Al Qaeda, who appear to be highly appreciative of everything Pat Robertson is doing on their behalf.
"We admire Pat Robertson very much. We admire his religiosity - and we approve of him when he encourages the use of violence to bring about a Theocratic State. He would make a good Jihadist - all he needs to do is refer to his God as 'Allah' and carry a Kalashnikov. Even if he didn't join us in name, it is clear - by his ability to make foreign enemies for the United States - that Pat Robertson is a friend of ours."
Pat Robertson was not available for comment.

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POLT

If you're going to waste time, at least do it with your buddies.