Look into my eyes, what do you see? Cult of personality...

HEY, I put up a new Blogpoll, and it's just screaming your name, dear reader of Polt's Palace! Have at it!
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Okay, so I went back to the Global Personality Test results and thought I'd check and see what exactly some of this stuff meant. It is not always flattering, but, and I'm somewhat ashamed to say this, it's mostly accurate. Those of you who know me will I'm sure agree. But in order I give you Polt's Personality Traits:

Sexuality 90%: more kinky than vanilla, erotic, feels pleasure should play a central role in life, not oppossed to strip clubs, promiscuous tendencies, likes to be naked, seductive, loves getting massages, likes to dress provocatively, merges and feels intimate oneness with others, believes love is proven through physical expression, believes they get what they want because of how they look, more sensual than intellectual, uses looks to get what they want, believes personal relationships are more important than personal privacy, would rather risk rejection than remain alone, not afraid to show their feelings when they like someone, impulsive, charmer

Interdepence 83%: good at taking advice, prefers to do things with others, easy to get to know, expressive about feelings, likes to be part of a group, learns better with others, trusting, positive, content, tends to be traditional

Self Absorbed 76%: does things primarily for the benefit of themself, puts their feelings first, can't do anything when they don't feel good, swayed by their emotions, more concerned with themself than others, prefers personal glory over team victories, pleasure seeker, uses their looks to get what they want, gets angry when they don't get what they want, dramatizes their suffering, wealth seeking, superficial, manipulative, narcissistic

Anti-Authority 76%: resents supervision, does not like to be bound by schedules or habits, prefers to do things when they feel ready, appreciation for anarchy, has a need for complete freedom, would rather work for self than a company, questions everything, wants things done their way, prone to behavior problems in school, gets angry when they don't get what they want, subversive, tends to dislike organized religion, fears confinement, values loyalty, challenging

Peter Pan Complex 76%: avoids responsibilities, people tell them they are childish and need to grow up, would rather live in their head than the real world, wants success to just happen to them, focuses on fantasies more than reality, believes they deserve to have whatever they want, life lacks direction, never know what to do next, does dumb things frequently, inconsistent performance, lazy, slacker, does the minimum to get by, does things without thinking, does not feel they have any reason to accomplish anything, tend to ignore or put off problems, believes fun is the most important thing in life, most people think they are crazy, forgets scheduled appointments, more past than future, gets attention through negative behavior

Physical Security 76%: feels they have sufficient financial and material resources

As I said, not all that flattering all the time, but, if you know me, you know it's accurate. It's me, warts and all.

POLT

There's nothing in America that I would miss. This present government in America, I just find it disgusting. - Robert Altman, Jan 2002