Your face reminds me of a flower...

So, tonight, I was on the computer, posting to my blogs, reading other blogs, on Yahoo Messenger, downloading photos, etc. And all the while, I had my iPod library playing, and it was firing off random songs form the nearly 3000 I have on there. I heard a song I haven't heard in some time: Flower. It was originally recorded by Liz Phair, but the version I have is from the Pansy Division, a gay band. The songs lyrics make me laugh everytime I hear them, escpecially when sung by a male lead singer. Everytime I see your face
I get all wet between my legs,
Everytime you pass me by
I heave a sigh of pain.
Everytime I see your face
I think of things unpure, unchaste,
I wanna fuck you like a dog
Take you home and make you like it.
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of,
Everything i'll do to you
I'll fuck you in your union suit.
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater ,
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips are perfect suck-me size.
You act like you're 14 years old,
Everything you say is so
Obnoxious, funny, true, and mean
I wanna be your blow-job queen.
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective,
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Sliding, slamming, ramming in me.
Everytime i see your face
I think of things unpure, unchaste,
I wanna fuck you like a dog
Take you home and make you like it.
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of,
Everything i'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue.

A little obscene a lot funny. To me anyway. And now that I think about it, they do have rather interesting album covers.

Deflowered

Undressed

Wish I'd Taken Pictures

When I get into a band, these are the kind of covers we're gonna have on all our albums! And I'm gonna be the one to pick out and...interview all the models! Yeah....that can be my job IN the band! yeah...

POLT

Sex isn't careful. If it is, you're doing it wrong. - Vic, Queer As Folk