Nothin better to do than sit around the house...

So, I came up with this idea the other day. I wanted to give you all a tour of my apartment, but, I didn't want it to just be another "here's this room" "there's that room" etc, etc, etc. So I thought I'd do it alphabetically by taking a photo of something in my apartment that begins with each letter of the alphabet. And then I thought, in true Polt unique fashion, I'll make it all RHYME! So I give you:

Polt's Rythmic Alphabetic Apartment Tour, 2006

A is for Apron, and I can't even cook,

B is for Bathtub, it's dirty, don't look.

C is for Closet, and the mess within it,

D is for DVDs, too many to fit.

E is for Eggs, I like mine hard-boiled,

F is for fresh sheets, not even soiled.

G is for glasses, I wear on my face,

H is for hair gel, keeps it all in place.

I is for Ice Cream, Ben&Jerrys, there is no other,

J is for jelly, I like it with peanut butter.

K is for Kingdom Come, these action figures' origin,

L is for laundry, needs cleaned yet again.

M is for Magnets, to my fridge stuck,

N is for Nightlight, so I can see when I f.....loss,

O is for Orlando, as a Legolas cutout, he's BOSS!

P is for Polt, just lil old me,

Q is for Polt too, I'm queer as can be.

R is for rainbow flag, it hangs on my wall,

S is for shelves, packed with books in my hall.

T is for Travis, in my Wall O'Man,

U is for undies, that cover my can.

V is for videos, full of gay porn,

W is for wall, with photos I adorn.

X is for X-Men comic books, I have those,

Y is for Young Freddie Bear, in just his under clothes.

And Z is for Zero, the number of Z things I've got,
And now it's done, hope you liked it a lot!

POLT = listening to "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana

"!8...19...20...here I come!" "Ralph, we're playing checkers." - Bart, The Simpsons