Especially something stupid, like IQ...

I found a few more tests. I took the Classic IQ test, and this is the result:

Your IQ score is 131
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Word Warrior. This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas.

Slighty boring and blah. But then i found the Super IQ Test. And this was the result:

Your Super IQ score is 120
Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information.The way you think about things makes you an Imaginative Mastermind. This means you are an extremely talented person, with a wide range of skills. There is little to nothing you can't do if you want to. You're very creative and you can express your ideas effectively through a variety of different means whether it's written or spoken words, numbers, or anything else. You also have a practical knowledge of how things work in the world - you've been paying attention and you pick things up easily.

I like the Imaginative Mastermind better than the Word Warrior, but the score is 11 points lower. Maybe since it was a SUPER test, it was harder. At any rate, I forgot to get the site where I found these, so unfortunately, I can't tell you guys how to get there.
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I also took the How American Are You Quiz. And this was the result:

You Are 50% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

50 % American? What's the OTHER 50%?

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AND...I found my Star Wars Horoscope and this is it:

Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius
You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely.You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly.And your philosophical side always peeks through.Star wars character you are most like: Yoda

Ah, so like Yoda, I am the most.

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Also, i got some Sagittarius love horoscope or something:

Your positive traits:

Your playful nature brings out the happy inner-child in dates

You're willing to take risks in love... and reap the rewards

You've got a killer sense of humor that gets talking with any hottie you meet

Your negative traits:

Sometimes your sarcasm comes off as biting and abrasive

You can be brutally honest, tactless, and truthful even when it hurts

You're such a free spirit that you find it hard to commit to one person

Your ideal partner:

Someone high energy who will pick up and out with you whenever

Is creative and fun - thinking of new adventures for the two of youI

s bold... and not afraid to tell you "I love you" early on

Your dating style:

Unpredictable. You never know how the night is going to end up.

Your seduction style:

Daring. You're always pushing to try something new in the bedroom.

Full of imagination. You've always got a new fantasy you're dying to try.

Spritually driven. Sex for you can be an other-worldy act.

Tips for the future:

Realize that while freedom is great - sometimes a stable relationship is better.

It's not all about you. Focus on your parnter's needs every once and a while.

Make up your mind about your parnter, and stick to it. Your fickle will ruin things otherwise.

hehehehe, some of THOSE are dead on, but not the second tip for the future, right Ag?

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Just a reminder, Uncle Polt appreciates drunken phone calls from Philly at 7:30 pm MUCH more than he does at 11:30 pm. Just for those who needed to know.

POLT

Look at you, fourteen years old, hormones all over you...you'd have shagged a letterbox. - Hazel, Queer As Folk 2 (British version)