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Just a few tidbits here...

Took a test here called the Tao Of Whoa. It's a 10 questions quiz about your movie knowledge of all things Keanu. For those that care, i got 8 out of 10 right.
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what the HELL is up with this:

Ratner Spices Up 'X-Men'
Brett Ratner is spicing up the new X-Men 3 movie with the addition of his very own fantasy - a sex siren mutant who seduces her opponents rather than battles them. Ratner takes over from departing director Bryan Singer, who made the first two movies, and the Rush Hour film maker is determined to leave his mark on the comic book series. The new mutant has not yet been cast but unknowns Kate Nauta and Aya Sumika will reportedly audition. A source tells Pagesix.com the mutant will be, "An unbelievably hot and sexy hooker. Her super power is that she secretes a pheromone that helps her to seduce men. She can seduce anyone." The source adds of the auditions, "They are open to all ethnicities who are in their early-to-mid 20s."

Whaaaa????? Isn't there already like 20 gaZILLION mutants out there, do we really need to make a whole brand new one just for the movie????? Isn't there any mutant already created to fit this bill. I mean, I thought after that moronically powered Marrow, there wasn't any new mutant powers left? Oh, and by all means, make her a whore! That way, she can be provacatively dressed, wearing like three band aids tied together with string and we'll call it a bikini, or something. Oh how BLASE! Wouldn't it be more interesting, more unconventional if it was a MAN who secreted the hormone and seduced the female X-men? Or better yet, seduced only MEN! Get like Orlando Bloom to play the part, and have him tempting Cyclops...or Icemand....or that kid who played Colossus......oooohhhh.......

Pardon me...sorry....got absorbed in my OWN X-Rated X-men! At ANY rate, geez, how sad is this, really? Is it gonna be about a story and character development, or just about this new chicks boobs jiggling in front of the camera as much as possible????
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on the upside, I saw online the lastest rumor is Kripin Glover and Brittany Murphy are to play The Joker and Harley Quinn in the next Batman movie. Just a rumor, you understand, but is it not GENIUS casting....who else is creepy enough to be the Joker, and yet still be funny. This is, in case you don't know, Marty's dad in the Back To The Future movies; played the human in an updated Ben movie a few years ago; and was the hair sniffing guy in the Charlie Angel's movies. He's be excellent!
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If you're eating peanuts and putting the shells and stuff on a paper plate, when you stand up to take the plate to the trash can to dump them all out, make sure you dont walk in from of the fan you have blowing on high to keep you cool. Take from Uncle Polt....who has personal experience with this.........dammit........

POLT

Dreams are for people who like to sleep. I want to be awake and fucking. - Brian, Queer As Folk