Now you're the prince of all the magazines...

So it seems Prince William did his first solo piloting thing with the Royal Air Force, or Royal Navy fighters or whatever branch of the British military he's in. (all I know about the military is that the soldiers are generally pretty hot and for enough money, will make gay and semi-gay amateur porn. I've got the DVD's to prove it. But I think that's primarily US military guys, although I suppose British guys could do it too. But I digress...)

Ya know, I don't know who the lucky sod is that gets to help strap him into that flight suit, but I am so envious of him. Who wouldn't love to be strapping young Prince William into ANYthing? And I'd be more than willing to help him come in for a landing....right in the middle of my king sized bed.

POLT Listening to "Aura" by The Church

We must make it clear that a platform of "I hate gay men and women" is not a way to become President of the United States. - Jimmy Carter