Thursday, January 31, 2008

I'm boiling mad, still i cant live without you...

Ryan, over at http://aguyinlove.blogspot.com/ had this little list he thought of: 5 things (not people) he could not live without. And he kinda sorta challenged us all to come up with our own lists. Well, not challenged, really, but at any rate, I took up the challenge.



1) My Computer. This one does seem to be a ubiquitous answer with everyone saying it. But I would add to this, that I’d have to have Internet Access as well. A computer is fine, but with a computer AND the Internet, the whole world is open to me, I can spend countless hours doing a whole lot of nothing, and let’s not forget all…that…porn!














2) My comic books. I’ve been collecting comic books since 1977. They’re like an old friend, always there when I need some relief from the real world. In actuality, this one should have been number one, cause I’d sooner give up the computer than the comic books.









3) Sex. Either alone or just by myself. I think this one is pretty self-explanatory.


















4) Mama Polt’s home cooking. Oh. My. God! Can that woman cook! And she LOVES to cook. She cooks all the time. Her fridge is always full. There’s always something delicious there to eat. And her leftovers are nearly almost as good as the originals. It’s amazing.









5) A car. Not specifically the car I’m in now, just a vehicle of some sort to get around. I don’t live in the city, and a lot of things (work, gorceries, movies, etc, etc, etc) are just not in walking distance. When I have to leave the car overnight at the mechanic for work to be done on it, it seems like I’ve lost a limb or two.








And allow me to clarify that, with the except of the photo of Mama Polt's cooking, none of these photos were taken by me or feature anything I have....which is quite an unfortunate circumstance, especially in the case of the third photo....

POLT Listening to "Where's Your Head At?" by Basement Jaxx Oil: 91.37 (-.49); Gas: 3.01 (-)

Don't be a dick burglar. - Mini-Muff, Another Gay Movie

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So those guys are having sex? I thought they were just friends and one guy didn't want to get his ass dirty so he sat on his friends lap. "say larry, is that a banana between your legs? "nope" "It better not be because now it's not fit to eat". "That's just something to make sure you don't slide off my lap". "say Larry, do you think I could bounce up and down?" "Sure" end scene. Ed

Anonymous said...

Erm...Sex alone or just by myself....


Do you ever hav sex with a nother guy?


Poor polt

*weepweep for polt*

JJ