If you should ever be at a wedding rehearsal dinner, and the 5 year old son of the bride says he needs to go to the bathroom, do NOT volunteer to take him! Especially if his 3 year old brother wants to go along. Just TRUST me on this one.
This whole adventure involved about 5 washing of hands, a roll of toilet paper passing underneath a stall about three times, the three year old splashing his hand in the urinal, a crying fit over not having any soap in the dispencer, the lifting numerous times of both of them to the sink, the squirming of the three year old cause he didn't want to be held anymore but he couldn't be trusted to be on the floor, the wiping of hands on the front of shirts, and several strange looks from strangers there to do their business.
One at a time, I coulda handled. But both at once....man, it was just exhausting! And actually, I'm just relieved the 3 year old only wanted to tag along and did not have to actually use the bathroom...how disasterous THAT coulda been! For everyone involved.
One the right is the 5 year old Tereek, and the son, Julius, of another usher who also happens to be 5.
One the right is the groom Quinton, and his 15 year old son, DeQuin.
I'll have more photos after the wedding tomorrow. But hopefully no more splashing in the urinal stories.
POLT Listening to "Little Fluffy Clouds" by the Orb
In 25 years, everyone you know and love will be dead, including yourself. My point? Stop taking everything so seriously. - Tornwordo, Sticky Crows
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Haha! Kids are freaking exhausting...but fun. Can you imagine doing that on a daily basis? Better inmate intake than elementary school teacher? Enjoy the wedding. I'm sure you look stunning in your tux...V
That's why I only had one. :-) I'm so glad she's older now. Have fun at the wedding and hope everything goes smooooothly.
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