Monday, October 31, 2005

Gazing at you with scorpian eyes, Halloween...

So I showed some ideas I had used in the past for Halloween costumes. Those, i thought were pretty good. Now, I've got a few definate Halloween costumes DONT's!

Firstly, if Batman ate too much Trick Or Treat candy, this would be the result. Not good. And it's not even homemade, I mean, this is one that's for sale. It costs way more than it's worth. Course, it IS purple....

It is a social faux paus to show up wearing the same costume as someone else. However, when you're as hot as these guys, who's gonna care? Especially when they Captain America costumes are just a bit too small? And one wonders what they were doing that they got all torn up like this. not to mention the bulge on the right one...
I'd recommend that one not dress up like a fairy...unless one IS a fairy. Then go right ahead. (although they DO wear those little panties rather well, dont they?)
Dorm whores. Is this a costume or a way of life?
This is just SO wrong, on SO many levels........there's nothing more i can say here.
While inventive, and humorous, it's best to avoid West Viriginia while wearing it...others might want to have a turn. And wouldn't your ass get cold?
Ya know, unless one looks like Lynda Carter, it's best to leave the Wonder Woman costumes to the professionals.

Now, go out there tonight and have yourself some fun. Put it on Uncle Polt's tab.

POLT = listening to "Pinch Me" by The Barenaked Ladies

They who can give up liberty for a little temporary security deserve neither liberty nor security. - Benjamin Franklin

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