Do you want my job, I hump the stuff and take the cash...

If I could have any job in the world, I think it would have to be this one. This chick has my dream job:
Applier Of Oil To Male Stippers. yeah, if there's any of these positions open anywhere, shoot me an email.

That, or Custom Condom Fitter. yeah, either one would be cool.

POLT = listening to "Let's Dance" by David Bowie

There is no always, there is only now. - Mikey, Queer As Folk