Say something, say something, anything....

So, as you all know by now, I spent the weekend in Toronto. Had a fabulous time, probably THE best time I've ever had there (and it was my 13th time there). I managed to keep track of several reoccuring sayings over the weekend, and while most of you won't know what any of them mean, the three of us that went will just shit our britches laughing at these. Course, some of them might give you guys a chuckle too, even if you don't know what they're about.

Back of my hand!
BITE ME!
Cheap porn is good porn.
Don't forget the pillow, your pills, and the phone number.
Hey, you don't look as old as you are.
I could do a little tap dance, to entertain you.
I don't know Celsius/metric.
I have a plan, I'm going to get up early.
It's okay, I've got an airbag.
Keep it purple!
Proper foot placement will prevent you from falling on the subway.
SHINEY BAUBLE! SHINEY BAUBLE!
Stop picking on the straight boy!
Vegetarians can eat pepperoni, can't they?
We got another one!!! Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday...
We want a shot of something purple.
We're on the express train to Filth Mountain!
Well, I'm righteous.
"You'll be in about 3:30 am." "Nah! Not me."

Heheh, and that doesn't even include any of the stuff said during sex.

POLT = listening to "3 AM Eternal" by The KLF

Grace, in this house, a queen beats a straight everytime. - Will Truman, Will & Grace