Ball bearing blues, gonna sing some red herring news...

Today's health lesson, gentlemen, is about Blue Balls. (yeah, i know this SHOULD be a Testicular Tuesday column, but, eh, whatcha gonna do?) When we men get all....worked up, and get no....release, well, then, painful things result: blue balls. As demonstrated by our volunteer, Takido, below.


The sensation differs from when one's gonads are struck with a blunt object: a knee, a baseball bat, a hammer, a horse's hoof, a wayward tennis ball, or the wrought iron fencing of a house when one is hurridly jumping from a window above it and one loses one's footing (don't ask). Again, Takido demonstrates.


Notice the increased swelling, and pain on the face. Also, for legal purposes, no Asians, inflatable balls, or actual testicles were harmed in the prodcution of this post.

And that, gentlemen, is our health lesson for today. And remember, happy healthy genitalia makes for a happy healthy guy I tell ya!

POLT = listening to "Free Falling" by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

If you was any less black, you'd be clear! - Go