Polt's Palace: I am a newly shaven saint...

Saturday, February 04, 2006

I am a newly shaven saint...

Word to the wise, sweetie: stubble can be quite sexy, but a unibrow never is.

POLT = listening to "Porcelain" by Moby

Safe sex doesn't mean no sex, it just means use your imagination. - Billy Bragg

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: Oh, come on.
I still wouldn't kick those of the solitary eyebrow club out of bed for eating crackers. Did you miss those lips or something??

Fairy Godmother; 12:31 PM
Polt said...: I never said I would screw myself into a stroke with that guy, I just said he really outta shave the unibrow. I'd not kick him outta bed, but to fuck him on the floor! And where his face will be, I don't know if I'd be able to see the unibrow anyway. I'm just saying he outta look into keeping two eyebrows, not one.; 6:07 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh, I don't know. I could imagine a cro-magnon fantasy with this guy. :-)
He swaggers in wearing leather strips after killing a Wooly Mammoth and grunts a bit.; 8:14 PM

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