Thursday, February 09, 2006

All hooked up, you're outta luck...

Things I've Learned In 2006:

#5. When using a public restroom, if you're in a narrow, short stall, it's always a good idea to check the back of the stall's door for hooks before sitting.

As I was going to sit down, I smacked my head on the hook attached there. Gotta watch out for that, somebody could put an eye out or something. The pain in my head kinda took away to urge to poop. I did that later on....after making sure I checked the stall door this time.

POLT = listening to "Uninvited" by Alanis Morisette

I'll have you vomiting up parts of your anatomy you didn't even know you had! - Count Vertigo, JSA #10

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