You have your purple mountains majesty!
Birds, like the martin, can be purple.
Your music can be purple, or Deep Purple, as the case may be.
If you're going to wear a posing strap (and if you looked like him, why on earth wouldn't you?) it can be purple.
To help you have a "niught to remember", your lube can be purple.
You can your...date (?) can go to a prom in purple.
Even Mother Nature likes her purple lightning.
Your pen can be purple.
You can live in a purple house.
Peter Piper had some pickled peppers, but you can have some purple peppers.
The "It's All About Me"' pillow that a friend gets you, can be purple.
If you really wear a gay hat and have your picture taken to be posted on the Internet, well that too can be purple.
Your phone can be purple.
Your sister's hair can be purple.
Your plastic silverware can ALL be purple.
I suppose these are to be maybe two members of the Lollipop Guild or something, who knows, but you and your friend can certainly amke yourselves up this way. WHY you want to, hey, that's none of my business.
Your cheap possbily gay, dimestore novelcan have a purple title.
Your guitar can be covered in purple velvet.
You can a purple rose.
Your golf balls can be purple.
Your polo shirt can be purple.
If you desire to own a firearm, I suppose it can be purple too.
If you'd like to give your Sims characters new undies, they can be purple.
Your Christmas tree can be all pimped out in purple.
The wrestling singlet riding up your ass (and what an ass it is) can be purple.
You wouldn't go anywhere without your purple Doc Martens.
You kid can have a purple sweater (although this brat obviously doesn't appreciate what he's got).
You Hallmark date book can have a purple cover.
Your practically non-existent thong underwear can be purple.
Your baseball cap can be purple.
You briefs can be purple.
Should you wish to show off your biceps while doing a split in tights, those tights can be purple.
Bridges can be purple.
If you've got a photo of a shirtless cute guy, you can tint it purple.
The boots you wore during your Glam Rock Band days were certainly purple.
Your matchbox car can be purple.
Your bathroom decor can be purple.
Your wedding cake can be purple.
Purple balls, nuff said.
Your Christmas gifts can be wrapped in purple paper.
These are but a FEW of the reasons I love purple!
POLT = listening to "Twist And Shout" by The Beatles
Look kid we're not talking about sex here, this is pornography. - Sam, The Fluffer
2 comments:
Hey....you forgot bruises, juice and hard boners. They can all be purple.
Fairy Godfather
This was my second purple post. If you recall, in the first one I did have a bruise posted. I'll try to remember the other two for a third purple posting, though.
Course, if you wanna send photos of purple things TO me, I'll be happy to post them then. :)
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