Little helper, they just helped you....

We've all heard of Santa's Little Helpers, right? Seems they're a little shy, and don't like to upstage Santa, but I'm managed to scrounge up some photos of them!

This is Rudolph Rednose. Plays a lot of games with Santa's transport system.

















This is Noel DaFirst.


















These are the triplets Felix, Navi, and Dave.













Then we have Evan Maria (I understand he likes classical music a lot).











Next is Harold Angel. Goes by the nickname of Hark.

















This is Tanner Baum. He likes the Christmas trees best.

















This is Wei TreKings, Santa's only helper from the Far East.


















This is Dwayan A. Manger.


















This is Dick DeHalls, he is always the best dressed, in his...festive clothes.

















These are the brothers Jingle and Silver Bells.


















This is Silas Night.


















And this is the Helper Supervisor, F. Rusty Schomen. The other helpers have nicknamed him, Grinch, but I understand he's a pretty decent guy.















So I've decided to ask Santa this year, not for toys, or money, or anything like that, but rather to join his Helpers. Perhaps as a...morale booster.

POLT = listening to "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand

To be loved, you have to be nice to people every single day, but to be hated, you don't have to do anything at all! - Homer Simpon