I'm a baller baby, show caller baby...

In an effort to help Johnnie spark his creative juices for writing a weekly Testicular Tuesdays column, I submit the following subject ideas to him:

testicles
testosterone
Vinnie Testaverde
football
basketball
baseball
golf ball
tennis ball
volley ball
soccer ball
bowling ball
Lucille Ball
ball of wax
Great Balls Of Fire
ball of twine
"having a ball"
costume ball
ping pong ball
pinball machine
fooseball
ball of your foot
Baltimore
Bali
ballpeen hammer
ball of yarn
Ball State University
crystal ball
ball lightning
Monster's Ball
ball and chain
ballpark
Ball Park Franks
"behind the eight ball"
blue balls
curve ball
Powerball
"follow the bouncing ball"
cue ball
motza ball
Swedish meatballs
spaghetti and meatballs
ball bearings
skee ball
melon ball
cheeseball
cannonball
"Big Balls"
balloons
"balls to the wall"
ben-wa balls
billiard ball
"dropping the ball"
Christmas ball
disco ball
medicine ball
cotton ball
Take Me Out To The Ballgame
tether ball
ball pythons
masquerade ball
inaugural ball
foul ball
paintball
dodge ball
wrecking ball
raquetball
handball
beach ball
wiffle ball
kick ball
Ball Mountain Lake, VT
Headbangers Ball
gutterball
oddball
Play Ball!
"on the ball"
mothball
ball gag
softball
"get the ball rolling"
"the belle of the ball"

And crimeny, John, if none of those work, you could even use something dealing with orbs, or spheres, or globes, even! Now, no more excuses!

POLT = listening to "Have A Cigar" by Pink Floyd

"Have you ever been in a police car?" "Not in the front." - Bart Simpson