Oh tannenbaum, oh tannenbaum...

I think as I mentioned in a previous post, I purchased some cheap cheesey rainbow tree decorations at La Tar-zhay. For the last, like, eight years I had the same decorations: green tree, white lights, red everything else. And that's all well and good. Except, it got old. So I went to the gayest extreme and got rainbow stuff.

So, I give you The Uncle Polt Christmas Tree:

before....

and, after.

Isn't it just FABulous? I think the tree fits firmly between glitter and rainbow on the gay-o-meter! (or at least the balls do...and isn't it ALL about the balls?)

POLT = listening to "Ready TO Go" by Republica

God writes the scripts, I just read the lines. - Mysterious Marilyn, Queer As Folk