I see that our ever viligant Congress, or more specifically the House, has passed a bill restricting online gambling. Well thank GOD thier guarding the gates!
By all means, ban gay marriage!
Ban flag burning!
Restrict online gambling!
Investigate Steroids in Major League Baseball!
We all know THOSE are the most pressing issues of the day! I am so relieved knowing thier at the fore front of the major issues of the nation! Oh, woe be to the gay, gambling, steroided out flag burners!
I am SO thankful thier not wasting thier time on Iraq, or the deficit, or affordable medical care, or saving Social Security, or trying to find solutions to the immigration problems, or even dealing with the rampant corrution infecting Captiol Hill!
No, I sleep much better at night, safe in the knowledge they are doing ALL they can to make the USA a safer, better place to live.
POLT = listening to "Only" by Nine Inch Nails
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls don't have the time. - Tallulah Bankhead
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