It's a scandal, such a scandal...

MALIBU, Calif. - Mel Gibson was arrested early Friday for suspicion of driving under the influence, a Sheriff’s Department spokesman said.
Gibson’s vehicle was speeding eastbound on the Pacific Coast Highway when officers stopped him at 2:36 a.m., Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said.
Gibson, 50, was booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff’s station at 4:06 a.m., according to department records. The actor-director was cited and released, Whitmore said. Bail was set at $5,000.
“The investigation is ongoing,” Whitmore said. “As we would do with anyone, we don’t want to release any more since the information is fragmentary.”
Gibson’s spokesman, Alan Nierob, said he was looking into the matter.

I guess now we know what "The Passion of The Gibson" is, eh? I wonder, what would Christ think of Gibson now, not only has he overindulged in alcohol (or maybe, Gibson's version of Christ would even look down on ANY drinking at all), but he was out driving and endangering innocents. Maybe he just a wee too much wine at Communion?

Look, I know this is serious, but I just can't help but twitter to myself when a self-righteous, egocentric, holier-than-thou big celebrity who takes himself WAY too seriously gets hoisted on his own pitard. (For other examples, see Bill O'Reilly and the phonesex, and William Bennett, the preacher of morals and his gambling issues, and Rush Limbuagh and his railing against drug addicts and yet...well, we all know about that.)

POLT = listening to "The Hardest Part" by Coldplay

In the language of love, menage a trois is French for "in your dreams".