Purple can be the color of the girl's thong you're wearing when someone snaps a photo of your ass in your dormroom.
Purple can be the color of the spandex shorts you wear as you "rassle" in the ring.
Purple can be the color of the umbrella you use to keep yourself dry.
Purple can be the color of the wig you wear as you flip off the world on your webcam.
Purple can be the color of your tie you wear to the conference...and don't worry, it doesn't make you look the least bit gay.
Purple can be the wings of...a fairy(?) in a Gothic drawing.
Purple can be the color of the wife beater you wear as you take your self portrait, thus showing off nice shoulders...although you should have tried to get more of the shoulders in the photo....
Purple can be the color of an eye AND the tear running from it.
Purple can be the color of tears you have drawn coming from the corner of your eye, again, not making you look the least bit gay.
Purple can be hte color you paint yourself and the impliment you'll ba carrying as you standing in the street doing....well, God, I honestly have no idea. But you can be purple while you do it.
Purple can be the color of your ice skates, thus making yourself, if you're a guy, look not the least bit gay.
Purple can be the color of the sky at sunset sometimes.
Purple can be the color of the briefs in a too small photo of a guy in pruple briefs.
Purple can be the color of the gaudy neon star on some building.
Purple can be the color of polo shirt you'll wear to work on Casual Friday.
Purple can be the color of the scarf you wrap around you neck, once more making yourself look not the least bit gay.
Purple can be the color of the roof of your establishment.
Purple can be in the name of the awesomely named "Purple People Bridge"!
Purple can be the color of the scarves the majority of you wrap yourselves in for some probably religious festival ("We never liked Fatima much anyway, what with her obsession with yellow and all. She was only with us cause she knew the doorman at the strip club, and we'd be able to get in and have the bachelorette party for free.)
Purple can be the color of the light that your pen lights up with.
Purple can be the color of your peeps for Easter.
Purple can be the color of your makeup, which , yet again, doesn't make you look the least bit gay fi you're a guy.
Purple can be the color of the veggies you add to your sandwich.
Purple can be the colorof the glitzy, glimmering lip marks made when you kiss something.
Purple can be the color of the flashlight bulb you put in your flashlight.
Purple can be the color of your kiyaking gear.
Purple can be the color of your lipstick.
Purple can be the color of the ice when the sunset hits it a certain way.
Purple can be the color of.....um, okay I have no freakin idea what this guy's doing, but he's doing it in purple and that's the point, eh?
Purple can be the color of your iPod.
Purple can be the color of your shades.
Purple can be the color of your cocktail.
Purple can be the color of your couch, and perhaps the theme of your entire room.
Purple can be the color of your Chucks!
Purple can be the color of your FABulous dress you wear out in public with your other FABulous friends, and it doesn't make you look....well, actually, yes, it DOES make you look flamingly, limp wristedly, lispingly gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
Purple can be the color fo your cat (and no this does NOT make them any more cute and lovable, they're still the spawns of Satan...see it's eyes! creepy.....)
Purple can be the color of your bedroom...although this is purple is a bit too pale for my tastes..it's like lilac or something.
Purple can be the color of the boots you have (although one would presume these would be for a doll or something, as they look entirely too small, plastic and inflexible for a person to wear.)
And purple can be the color of your pimped out car.So enjoy purple as much and as often as you can!
POLT = listening to "I Might Be Wrong" by Radiohead
Ignore Kyle, he's got sand in his vagina. - Cartman, South Park
6 comments:
Love the purple Polt ..
and those boots look like the ones I had for my Donny doll, ok I had both Donny and Marie but Donny had the purple boots.
The purple pictures are cool beans! I just watched Big Brother 7 and was dying to write cool beans. I am so glad James proved he had balls and put up Will, I hope they realize it is too soon to vote off Chicken George who does all the cooking and cleaning. If Will goes Howie will be sad. He hasn't actully got Will to have sex with him yet. Favorite line from tonight's show: Marcellus saying, " The only thing Erika and Me could do well is go shopping".
Bella: I thought Donny only had purple socks?
ED: um, is your comment about the purple post or big brother? :)
Jason: Why yes, Jason, I AM a queen, thanks for noticing. ;)
Would you rather talk about your spending a month in Europe and missing your mom so much that you cried yourself to sleep every night? That is so sweet and is one more piece of he puzzle that is Polt, Royal Purple Polt.
Oh God, Ed, who knew anyone actually READ those comments on other people's blogs!!!!
Now, I must remember that for future comments I leave....
Very best site. Keep working. Will return in the near future.
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