Like spam, get done when i come and slam...

Thought before I cleared my SPAM message out of my mailbox today, I’d actually skim through them, or their titles anyway, for one.

Micheal Vincent has offered to find me a new job.
I can get 250 business cards for free!
Danuta Vixen and Erica Vicious tell me, in two separate emails, that I can convert my voicemail to text messages.
Mehvish Hafeez informs me of "A Chicken Head Lamp and MORE!", "Selma Hayek in Hot Style", "A Collection of Custana Wallpapers" and "Dating Success".
Danuta Vixen and Erica Vicious again, in two separate emails, informing me something about "Falling From Heights".
Polthxlb @ yahoo.com tells me I can BUY! Cialis, Viagra online.
Poltergeist @ yahoo.com then tells me that I can get Cialis and Viagra From Lisenced Pharmaceutical Manufacturers.
Much to my surprise, Laura Bush (!) wants to tell me that "At Work Or On The Beach – A California Wrongful Death Can Occur At Any Time". I wonder if that applies to, like, Nebraska, who doesn’t really beaches and isn’t California? But I digress…
Tamaki Katori asks if I’m "Interested in Dating Latino Women or Latino Men" What I find most interesting about this is, you’d someone named Tamaki Katori would be offering Asians, not Latinos…but then I probably shouldn’t stereotype.
Danuta Vixen and Erica Vicious are back again, in separate emails natch, offering to tell me about "Preparing My Home After Summer:.
Poltl @ yahoo.com wants me to "Hurry.…BEST PRICE! Buy Cialis, Viagra online NOW! – and save 50% your money." Poltl could use a little help with grammar….just sayin…
Point ‘n’ Paint wants me to know I can "Paint an entire room in less an hour".
Cherry Jana wants to talk about "Mortgage Rate Forecasts As Predictions", that seems smidge obvious, eh?
Immediately followed by a re-appearance of Danuta Vixen and Erica Vicious (these girls really need to get out of the house once in a while), making sure I know that "Mortgage Rates Fall for Fifth Week:.
Laura Bush is back again with info on "Brain Injury – What A Personal Injury Lawyer Can Do". Now this she might know something about, at least the first part, considering who she’s married to.
Polsunt @ yahoo.com want me to know "Must Have Meds – Find What You Need."
From Erotikboi I get a forward ‘mirame…espero te guste’. Unfortunately, I don’t speak Spanish
And finally, from Probcorp Mailings, I get an offer to "Download All The Music U Ever Wanted."

I am SO glad I have a SPAM filter.

POLT Listening to "Daphne Descending" by Smashing Pumpkins Oil: 81.84 (+2.00); Gas: 3.13 (-.08)
RealClearPolitics Poll Averages: Obama +7.4
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