55 Fiction Fridays
Not sure why, but the last two weeks, I missed 55 Fridays totally. It somehow slipped my mind. So this week, I give you THREE 55 Fiction Fridays, to make up for it.
1)Kim was always a hairy girl.
In school, they called her Kim Kong.
Donny, her fiance, assured her he didn't care about her hairiness.
But in the middle of the wedding, in horror, she realized
She forgot to wax her moustache.
"Thanks for the shaving cream Donny," Kim asked him. "You got a razor too?"
2) Everyone enjoyed the bridal shower.
The games were fun.
They ALL loved the stripper, Fireman Freddy.
And the pole dancing class hilarious.
Until Sheila threw out her back and got stuck.
But it wasn't her back that was stuck.
Everyone could hear she was stuck from the from the front.
Just like a suction cup.
3) Times are tough all over, even in Oz.
The rubies were cut off the slippers,
The Emerald City is now just the Green Colored Burg.
The Great And Powerful is just Ozzy.
The Lollipop Guild is now just the Sticky Empty Stick Guild.
And the Yellow Brick Road is now just the Slate Slab Road.
POLT Listening to "History Repeating" by The Propellorheads
What kind of idiot ARE you? You got a plate in your head? - Ed, The Sock
7 comments:
You are most clever, Polt! I especially enjoyed the pole dancing 55. Hehe!
LOL, why am i fixated on the ugly socks twat-stick girl is wearing?
thanks also for the birthday wishes. if i am only as old as i feel can i find an adorable 25 year old willing to let me feel him?
I bet he had a razor! His hairstyle speaks for him ! :D
Ah pole dancing...another classy american way to be feminine.
ACK. Goes right along well with the cat o nine tails, shoelaces and other kinky toys.
That visual of a chick with her erm front stuck to the pole....next time she oughta get a wider thong?
:P
Miss you Polty!
Three great 55s all in one post! I love the pole dancing one. LOL
Kim Kong! HA!! And socks while working the stripper pole? It's just not done. Unless you're wearing socks and high heel mary janes.
(twat-stick girl?)
Hey Polty..You hit the Trifecta today son..Great Job on all 3!!
I'm glad your 40 year old memory kicked in this week....G
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