The Sound of Polt
Whenever I'm unhappy, I just think of nice things.
What kind of things?
Spoonsful of sugar, boarding school... Just kidding.
Let me see... things that Polt likes. Dungeons and dragons, Kids in the Hall, Mama Polt's homemade pies...
Pasta and meat sauce,
And Superman Sundays.
Fritos, porn, Pepsi,
And Shirtless Guy Mondays.
Muse when they play and Madonna who sings,
These are a few of Polt's favorite things.
Borders and Autumn,
And comic collections.
Star Trek and Watchmen,
And Asian erections.
Vanilla bean cheesecake, there's never enough,
This is just some of Polt's favorite stuff.
Torchwood and purple,
And cute Richard Parker.
Long flowing hair,
But shaved heads if they're darker.
Boys in wifebeaters and Buffalo wings,
These are a few of Polt's favorite things.
When your life bites,
When your pee stings,
When you're feeling sad,
Just think of a few of Polt's favorite things,
And then you won't feel so bad.
Fräulein Maria: Me!
Fräulein Maria (singing voice- uncredited): Marni Nixon
Captain Von Trapp:Craig
Von Trapp Brat #1: Dave S.
Von Trapp Brat #2: Jere
Von Trapp Brat #3: Chris D.
Von Trapp Brat #4: David
Von Trapp Brat #5: john
Von Trapp Brat #6: joemosexual
Von Trapp Brat #7: Enrico
Mother Abbess: Tam
The Countess: Xi_Heather
Max Detweiler: TwoPi
That little bastard, Rolfe: Ryan with the Cupcakes
Everyone else is either a nun, a Nazi or a zombie.
15 comments:
HOLY SHIT!!!! I should shut my office door before someone thinks I'm having a seizure. ROFL Pure brilliance Michell and damn, I have to get me one of those nun's habits, that's HOT! Amazing stuff.
OMG! This was amazing! Michelle seriously needs to start a blog because she is hysterical and SO talented!
That was totally amazing! And I love Polt in his dress in the alpine meadow. You even included his winter castle. Awesome job!
Riotously hysterical! That was absolutely amazing. And I got to be Brat #1! How cool is that?!?
Ooops, I meant Winter Palace. Sorry Polt. ;-)
This is amazing! I love that I'm the little boy with the bear! And Chris looks so cute in his pajamas!
But why am I stuck in bed between the straight guys??
Polt in the dress in the "The End" slide is brilliant! As is Tam as a nun. haha.
I too think Michelle needs her own blog! I think I've told her this before, but maybe with this public outcry she will finally do it.
And my boy (Richard Parker) got a starring role in this! Hurray.
Utterly unbelievable. Do you really think we'd be paying any attention to the song with that line-up of Von Trapp brats tucked into bed together. It's well known that Dave S. is hopelessly "handsy"
This was amazing, just amazing. I've been reading it all day between classes and meetings and it makes me laugh each and every time. Fantastic.
Oh My FREAKING Word! That was AWESOME!!! A couple of notes:
Enrico is right, Chris looks adorable in his PJs.
Enrico: Dave S. and I aren't sadwhiching you, we are your pimps and are holding out for the best price.
I'm not sure what made me laugh more: "long flowing hair, but shaved heads if they're darker" or
"when your life bites, when your pee stings".
Polt's face in "The End" slide was awesome! Of course, I now have the Lonely Goatherd stuck in my head.
Tam: Mrow! Nice outfit! If the nuns in school looked more like you I might have paid more attention.
Great way to incorporate Xi_Heather, TwoPi and Ryan of the cupcakes. Oh and Godzilla too!
Michelle: Please start a blog. The internets need you!
Okay, like Heather I keep coming back and reading this. Every time I read the line about Ryan I snort out loud. Too too funny.
Great job Michelle! Very funny. You should totally start a blog. I am going to have to get those PJ's now. ;)
That's just amazing.
Thanks guys! And thanks for letting me use your pics, too.
I had too much fun doing this. And I always wanted to be Maria. Now someone else needs to go away cause I want to do Grease next.
Um, Michelle, just so you know, I'll be gone through Thursday, and I'm still open to guest posts...even greasy ones. :)
HUGS...
Love love love this! I was smiling the whole way through.
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