"I am" said I...

Found this nifty lil site (on Velma's blog) and HAD to try it. It's called Googlism. You type in something and it tells you what Google has on it. Like the following:

Googlism for: polt
polt is also a fan of typewriters (oh I wouldn't say a FAN exactly)
polt is maoko his eyes are black black
polt is ingenious (why yes, yes I am)
polt is a free
polt is a chief petty officer in the naval reserve (no I'm not, but I play one sometimes)
polt is the newest member of the gannett statehouse bureau in tallahassee
polt is your real estate contact for the 'silicon valley of the north'
polt is your eastside real estate marketing contact
polt is younger (there's not much Polt is younger than...)
polt is a film critic and freelance writer living in berkeley
polt is over then is tortall over? hey (Hey, I don't know who tortell is, and I do hope i'm not really over)
polt is heartened that a publisher saw fit to print that story at last (yeah, that last one, the one I haven't written yet?)
polt is professor emeritus of spanish literature at the university of california (riiight. My SPanish extends no further than si, and uno, and burrito)
polt is the assistant director
polt is with the original cast and nothing more (Polt: The Musical!...nothing more than the original cast, that's it)
polt is (why yes, yes i am...er, is?)
polt is beginning her third year as our library aide
polt is unclear (why yes, yes I am.)
polt is the editor of burn news and the author of such highly regarded works as "how to kill the appointed jesus" (oh my.....burning authors and killing jesus...just what i need, MORE reasons to burn in hell)
polt is member of the steering committee since autumn 2001 (if they saw Polt's steering ability, they'd kick him off the committee!)
polt is about human deception and power (why yes, yes I am.)
polt is ja (ja? what is ja?)
polt is a writer living in berkeley
polt is a great story teller (why yes, yes I am.)
polt is that we're on tour in japan and we have to save the world (polt has to save the world? Is that why he's killing jesus, or is this about that tortell thingee? Ja?)
polt is almost finished a book on the text
polt is gonna obliterate your castle (Master of seige warfare, that's me!)
polt is slightly nonsecal (nonsecal...is this a good thing? Or is it better the BE secal?)
polt is completely unbelievable (.....why yes.....yes I am. *SIGH*)
polt is composed of 7 experienced homeschool teachers/parents and one acs student (7 teachers and 1 student..didn't I see a porno about this?)
polt is an important input of the buyer's business (why yes, if you want input into the business of buying, come see me!)
polt is vice president of warschawski public relations (nah, we all know what a disaster THIS would be!)
polt is often known for (???I'm often known for?)
polt is being made without any (um, why yes, yes I am???)
polt is from marshalltown and has given presen (Oh I'm well known around marhsalltown for my presen, i give em to any and all!)
polt is now a group member (I'd never be a member of a group that would have me as a member)
polt is interrupted and songs and dances are combined with spectacular effects (spectacular effects from my songs and dances, why yes, THIS is true!)
polt is nothing new and exciting (HEY now!)
polt is supported by fidesz (fidesz? Does he know tortell? Or Nonsecal?)
polt is her step dad comes back from the daed to kill her but her mums cross protects her (don't you hate it when I come back from the daed?)
polt is about a robot from the future who comes in the name of the lord (so her step dad is a robot from the future? Or is it a robot who's buring those authors and gonna kill jesus? Maybe fidesz knows.)
polt is focused on pre (Pre, yeah I know him: asian twinkie with a hairthing. That's why I'm focused on him!)
polt is a gendarme (gendarme...must be part of that group that fidesz, tortell and nonsecal belong to)
polt is leveszi a lábáról (bless you?)

Hmm, well, it made me laugh anyway. Give it a shot and let me know what results you get.

POLT = listening to "Staring At The Sun" by U2

Visitors here will be very impressed...until they talk to someone. - Jennifer Marlowe, WKRP In Cininnati