I tried to frame my own self-portrait...

Recently, I used Google Images to see what they had under the name POLT. Herewith are some of the results:




Fat guy on a bike holding some flowers.












Crappy looking chair.








Some German guy.











Polt Muss Weinen...sounds kinda pornographic, don't it?
















A Russian Waffle House?











The Crusades? Knighting three individuals? Scene from The Holy Grail? Some perverted religious ritual?







What the hell?? Maybe this is a molecule of Polt. Or The Polt Particle???











Cute track athelete...okay, I can see how this relates to Polt and his interests.












Blumen Fur Polt? Okay, well, Polt can't really choosing on what type of guys he gets I guess...especially if they're like given to him or something.











Could THIS be Polt's Palace? Hmm, doesn't look very...palacial, does it? Mauybe it's Polt's Castle?








A movie on the Roman Empire staring Lt. Uhura, Napoleon Dynamite, Jesse Bradford, Susan Sarandon and Ozzy Osborne in a blonde wig?












A photo of Polt's driving skill?












This has NOTHING to do with Polt. I'm known around the office as the Wrinkled Wonder.












Gay porno set in an ancient Roman bath? I'd watch it.













oh waaay too much blood.











A scene from Moonlighting? While I liked the show, I dont' know WHY this would show up under POLT?








Drunken half-naked frat boys in togos sticking out thier tongues? The connection to Polt is self-evident.


















A Christmas tree? Oh who knows.










Is a picture really worth a thousand words? And if so, what do these say about Polt?

Polt = listening to "Fastlove" by George Michael

Oh that's just great! Someone who can alter reality AND read your mind! We are gonna get SO spanked! - Superboy, World Without Heroes #2