You should see how bitches act when the benjamin's come on...

I've never known anyone named Benji.

Well, there was the movie dog named Benji...but I never really knew him.

I've known a few Bens. I've known a few Bennys. I even knew someone who only went by Benjamin (yeah, he was gay. Using the full name and not a shortened version is usually a dead giveaway). But I never knew a Benji.

I went looking online for photos of Benjis. Just typing in "Benji" got me tons of photos...of the movie dog, some rock guy named Benji (I think from the band Good Charlotte), and a few baby pictures.

Typing in "cute Benji" got me the tons of dog pics, and tons of baby pics. And while they all were cute, 'puppy cute' and 'baby cute' really wasn't what I was looking for.

Typing in "sexy Benji" just got me a page full of the Good Charlotte rock star Benji.

Typing in 'shirtless Benji" got me a whole horde of shirtless celebrities, but none in the first few pages named Banji. So I save that page to visit later.

Then I typed in "athlete Benji" and got some Australian football (I think) player named Benji Marshall. Yeah, now THIS is what I was looking for.


He's apparently got Asian blood in him, lovely eyes. And check out those thighs...oh my.....

See, if I ever HAVE to meet a Benji, I want it to be this guy! I'd meet him in his bedroom, a dark alley, hell the middle of an Australian football field at halftime (do they have halftime in Australian football???like it really matters...), with all the world watching on TV, cause yeah, he's THAT hot. Phew.

Ya know, reading over this, I just realized how pathetic this sounds. I need to get a life. Or a steady boyfriend. Or a steady boyfriend with a life...I won't be picky.

POLT Listening to "Close To Me" by The Cure

Look I've shared cars with women before, I know what'll happen, there's an emergency, all raring to go, I jump in, what do I find? Seats in the wrong position, rearview mirrors out of line, steering wheel's in my crotch. By time I've sorted all that out, aliens will've taken over half the planet! - Owen, Torchwood