Michael Phelps as an Aquaman-type creature:
Michael Phelps as a merman:
Michale Phelps with a pornstache, circa 1980:
Not really digging the 'stache, but on Phelps, who cares? He's just so freakin' hot!
POLT Listening to the Olympics on TV
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. - Dennis, Monty Python And The Holy Grail
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Okay, I don't get it. I have a friend Jenny who think Phelps is the hottest thing since the big bang and I just don't understand it. Brad Pitt, okay, I can get that, but Michael Phelps?! I just can't seem to get Jenny to give me a reasonable explanation as to why...
Um, Dave S., have you, um SEEN him??????
tall, long, lean, the epitome of the classic swimmer build....what's NOT to love?
HUGS...
Okay, sure he's built well -- I'm not so straight that I can't recognize that, but his body proportions are all awry. Maybe it's the artist in me, but his torso is super long and his small, thin head is perched on a neck that's too wide and too tall. (and can I be so bold as to say he's kinda homely?)
Having said that though, he's damn fun to watch compete!
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