These excuses, how they served me so well...

I would never have figured that a man of Boss Limbaugh's girth and size would be able to spin in such a fashion, but he's taken me by surprise.

According to Boss Limbaugh, you know why South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford had a mistress in Argentina, used taxpayer funds to visit her, disappearing over Fathers Day without telling anyone, not his staff, not his friends, not his family, he was going to go visit her?

Well it's OBVIOUS isn't it? He had just spent so much time fighting so hard against the Stimulus package, and he realized that the Federal Government was taking over and sending the country into the toilet, and so he just needed to get away from it all and relax.

In other words, Sanford cheated on his wife, lied about it, was derelict in his governor duties and disappeared without telling anyone, and it's the government's, ie Obama's fault!

Well how could anyone NOT see that?????

And I still have yet to understand how this man has any listeners that can string three words together into a coherent sentence.

POLT Listening to "Starlight" by Muse

"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?" "Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard fomr this guy who knew this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious." -Simone, Ferris Bueller's Day Off