55 Fiction Fridays

(still not feeling exceptionally creative, this is the best I could do this week)

After many years of experimentation,
And genetic manipulation,
Dr. Schekelsheimer finally succeded in this life's work.
He created a not-slow turtle!
By mucking with the DNA,
He created a turtle with legs too short
But it had other means of propulsion.
It was excessively gassy, and shot across the room,


Powered by it's own farts.

POLT Listening to "People Are People" by Depeche Mode

Over a year later, I was still looking for Mr. Right, more determined than ever not to settle for Mr. Right On My Face. - X, Culture Boys