Am utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 124)...

TMI Tuesdays

'Would you rather...' edition

1. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you dislike/don't get along with? Hmmm, if I didn't have a computer or books or something to keep me busy I think I'd go nuts alone. So I'd want someone I didn't get along with. I mean, even arguing is still interaction.
2. Would you rather accidentally walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you? Well, since my dad died in 2007, both options are rather creepy. But assuming they were both still alive, I think I'd rather have them walk in on me. I'd be embarrassed, but I don't feel I'd be as psychologically scarred as I would if I walked in on them.
3. Would you rather be snapped by paparazzi during a nipple slip or while exiting a car with out any underwear?(guys, consider similar circumstances) I can't really FIND a similar circumstance...but if Lil Polt were hanging out for all the world to see, and someone took a photo, well, I don't think I have anything to be ashamed of down there, so it wouldn't bother me.
4. Would you rather not have sex for two years or not be able to use the Internet for two years? Hmm, not have sex for two years. I can find photos, stories, and videos on the Internet to keep me occuping myself for two years until I'm able to have sex with another person again.
5. Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars? 1 Million Dollars, no question. Cause you can buy a whole lot of love, even if it's not true, with that kinda money.
Bonus (as in optional): If you had to choose *one* sexual position for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why? Me sitting with my right hand, cause I'm always satified, I never have to do anything I don't want to do, never have to buy myself dinner first, and never have awkward moments afterwards.(unless of course, mom would walk in, ala question 2)

POLT Listening to "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood

At some point in our lifetime, gay marriage won't be an issue, and everyone who stood against this civil right will look as outdated as George Wallace standing on the school steps keeping James Hood from entering the Univesity of Alabama because he was black. - George Clooney