Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Hidden behind the idols you adore (week 2)...

I didn't catch all the performances in thier entirety on American Idol this week...I'm trying to wean myself off of the show, since I'm kinda pissed at myself for getting roped into it in the first place. Nonetheless, I do have a few comments:

Bucky, still love the hair, I think it's hot. Maybe he can get a modeling career going or posing for gay porn mags or something, cause he sure is not long for this show.

If either Paris or Chris is NOT the winner of this season, it will be proof positive that the whole thing is rigged. Personally, I think Chris is head and shoulders above them all, this was an outstanding rendition of Walk The Line, but Paris is pretty damn good too.

Taylor looks like he's having a seizure. And his voice is unimpressive. He can leave at any time.

Kevin just makes me laugh, even when he's trying to be really serious. I only see Chicken Little. I hope the kid hangs around for a bit longer, he's fun.

Lisa had the weakest performance of the night, in my opinion. I expect her to go.

It's pretty hard to mess up Patsy Kline, who has the voice of an angel. But trying to sing her like Christina Whore-guleira is a damn good way to do it. And Kellie did that perfectly. Plus she showed that she IS a natural blond, "Minx? I thought he was callin' me a coat!" God, sweetie, go back to the trailer park and find yourself a Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob of your own, pop out about a half dozen kids and get a part time job at Wal-Mart. It IS your destiny. Read it and weep.

Ace...oh, Ace, you could sing the Yellow Pages to me, and I'd love it. Just watching him tonight, singing like that into the camera...the hair falling into his eyes....the soulful pleading quality to him....well, the boy, he made me moist. His singing....God who CARES about his singing????? No, I don't think he's gonna be on the competition for much longer either, but sweet Jesus he is sexy. He's the stuff that dreams are made of for teen aged girls (and, I'm not ashamed to say it, gay men in thier 30's!).

Tomorrow night, Lisa goes. Simon will say something snarky. Paula might be sober. And Barry sings, hopefully Copacobana, I'll be dancing all about the living room!

POLT = listening to "Lemon" by U2

One of the children just threw up on Metamorpho! - Justice League Europe

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Metamorpho!!
Wow. that takes me back.
I'm hearing his cheesy theme music in my head. Thanks.
Hey. You should check out the Men's Gathering. I've been meaning to invite you.

Polt said...

I love it when men gather together...scantily clad men...hot scantily clad men........oooo..... (shudder, shudder)....

Sorry, went to my happy place for a minute..
ANYWAY, I don't reall know what you're talking about...Guess, I'll check out your blog and see what that has to say about it!

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(zie-JINX-er-fub-ubb_

The Persian said...

I've never since it's begining watched a full episode of IDOL. It's post like these which might make me start tho!

:)

Polt said...

Persian Guy: You don't need to watch the whole episode, just hang in to watch Chris (he's an inCREDible singer) and Ace (he's just inCREDible). Bucky's a little hot (but then I got a thing for long haired guys) and Paris can really sing too. The rest, is just worthless filler.

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(loves ass?????)