...gemstones in rings can be purple...
...when I make popcorn, I have a big plastic bowl to put it in, and that bowl is colored purple...
...D&D dice can be purple...
...bikinis worn by Asians can be purple...
...boxers being removed by a cute guy can be purple...
...covers of "The Best Of" CD's can be purple...
...boxers worn by guys on birthday cards can be purple...
...stylish candles can be purple...
...funny looking cars in England can be purple...
...great tasting breafast cereals can have purple boxes...
...jackets snatched by Chris Evans in Fantastic Four movies to cover his (shudder) nakedness can be purple...
...comfy comforters for your bed can be purple...
...favorite children's books can have a purple theme...
...various cups, mugs and glasses that I own are purple...
...large cube cushions on sale at Urban Outfitters can be two different shades of purple...
...a cartoon pet dinosaur can be purple...
...a horrid bridesmaid's gown that I now own (cause you never know when you might need one) can be purple...
...horrible tasting vegetables like eggplant, can be purple....
..the bedsheet that cute twinkie boys decide to have some...fun upon, can be purple...
...when you have a magnet up announcing your royal title, that can be purple as well...
...when a go-go boy, with his briefs bulging with...dollars, wants to lean against a padded wall, that can be purple....
...if your favorite blogmeister wants to spruce up his look, he may do so with hair that is purple...
...extremely smooth, lean twinkie boys can die thier hair purple...
...some cutie named Hank can spread his legs open wearing shorts that are purple...
...and I love the song "Purple Haze"...
...one could wear Halloween headgear that's purple...
...some of our nations's highest honors are purple...
...some pretty keen art can include something purple...
...houses can be purple...
...one of the greatest comic book villains of all time, The Joker, frequently wears purple...
...cuties with blonde hairthings can wear skimpy briefs that are purple...
...if you and your date want to go to the prom in homemade duct tape clothes, some of it can be purple...
...and that nice leather pump you've been looking for comes in purple...
...hand soap comes in the raspberry scent, which just happens to be purple...
...disinfectants now come in pleasant berry scents as well, and they too are purple...
...pop music goddess Madonna wears purple (and looks damn hot for 47 and a other of two, whicl doing so)...
...one of the more stupidest of villians (and one of the least imaginatively named) was the...dreaded (?) Purple Man, who, natch, was purple...
...and should ever a cutie fall down, his pants dropping on the way down, leaving his jockstrap clad ass hanging out for the world to admire, one can hope his sweatshirt will be purple...
..should another cutie decide to paint something wearing nothing but boots, one can only hope the majority color that he splatters on himself will be purple...
...if two hot football players want to paint (yes paint) their jerseys on thier chests, they can do that in purple (and they should contact me the next time, I'll volunteer to help! but I digress....)...
...and if another cutie wants to wear snugly fitted flourescent briefs, yes, they too can be purple....
...pro-gay groups put out a lot of bumper stickers, and one of the colors they use on them is purple...
...a really cheesy dive bar in upstate Pennsylvania can paint the trim on it's blue storefront purple...
..or you could send a flower arrangement entitled "Plum Crazy" to someone...
...if you're going to play a flamboyant, gay elven swashbuckler in a D&D game, the minature you use to represent him can be painted flamboyantly, gaily purple....
...and should a yet another cutie decide to lay down half dressed, the sheet he lays on could be purple...
...if a poor tired jock wants to lay down after a tough football practice, he can do so wearing really tight shorts, which can be purple...
...okay, I realize there's not much in this photo but a nearly naked man, however, the shorts he has bunched up under his ass are purple, so that allows me to put the photo here, and i was trying to find a reason....
...pretty damn painful bruises are usually a nasty shade of purple...
...wrestling singlets can be purple....
...rollerbladers (or atheletes of any type) can wear spandex that's purple...
...should you desire to give your stuffed animal that little extra bit of panache, you can give him a wig that's purple...
...guys with surf boards sometimes wear purple Speedos...
...when 5 college cuties, take off their shirts to reveal the word they spelled out with their chests, it can be painted in purple...
...and even though these may appear blue, they are, I assure you, embarrassingly purple...
...tight purple briefs on hot twinkies are always a welcome sight...
...flowers found in Toronto can be purple...
...Nestle's Caramel Treasures (surely, one of the best inventions ever made by mankind) come in purple wrapping...
...your food can be stored purplishly...
...should some cute twinkie want to wear nothing but a Minnesota Vikings jersey, that's fine with me, cause their jerseys are purple...
...sometimes, when the Skydome is lit the right color, it gives the skyline of Toronto a tint of purple....
...and then, after spent HOURS over a few days posting photos of purple things, one can reward oneself with dessert, yogurt perhaps, which one can also get purple.
These are just SOME of the reasons I love purple. I hope that clears everything up for everyone.
POLT = listening to "Pure Morning" by Placebo
If the models get any younger, they'll be chucking fetuses down the catwalk. - Patsy, Absolutely Fabulous
1 comment:
Purple rules. That was a super blog post. Really enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing, Polt
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