Friday, November 04, 2005

I'll be teasing, how about a threesome...

No, this post has nothing to do with sex with more than one person, despite the title. I found on another blog, a quiz of sorts, of threes. And since I had very little else to write about today (well I did, but I'm still pretty pissed by it all and don't want to go off on a rant just yet...don't get me started!), I thought I'd post this.

Three screen names I've used: Poltguy; Derek4770; justpolt
Three things you like about yourself: I'm fun; I can laugh at myself; and my friends
Three things you don't like about yourself: my weight; inability to stay with something until it's finished; I'm lazy
Three parts of your heritage: I'm 7/8ths German; 1/8th Scotch/Irish/English/something like that; And I'm an American citizen, I guess that can be the third.
Three things that scare you: heights; deep water; the present Presidential Administration
Three of your everyday essentials: Pepsi; porn; Polt's Palace (not necessarily in that order)
Three things you're wearing right now: blue tee shirt; jeans; Totes Toasties (keep the feet warm and snuggly)
Three of your favorite songs: Ave Maria (possibly THE most beautiful song ever written); Ray Of Light (Madonna); Clocks (Coldplay)
Three things you want in a relationship: Someone I can laugh with; someone who allows me my freedom; someone who excites me both in and out of bed
Two truths and a lie: I'm tall; I'm skinny; I'm happy (you figure out which is which)
Three things you can't live without: comic books; porn; the computer
Three places you want to go on vacation: Toronto; Rehobeth Beach, Delaware; London
Three things you just can't do: Have only one sip of Pepsi; wear anything less than an XL; understand how Bushie got re-elected in 2004
Three kids names: What? Any kid's names? okay: Greg; Peter; Bobby
Three things you want to do before you die: Get back to Toronto; meet Jimmy Carter; get my credit card balance back to $0.00
Three celeb crushes: Leif Garrett; Scott Baio; the kid that played Alice's son on Alice (these are when I was younger. I don't get crushes now, I get obsessions)
Three of your favorite musicians: Madonna; Coldplay; Keane
Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to you: um....the opposite sex...um, how about thier boyrfiends, brothers and fathers? The SAME sex, well that would be hair; eyes; thighs
Three of your favorite hobbies: comic books; porn; Polt's Palace
Three things you really want to do badly right now: slap some people I work with; walk down Yonge Street in Toronto; cuddle with someone (you KNOW who you are)
Three careers you're considering/you've considered: lawyer; teacher; anything that pays well
Three ways that you are stereotypically a boy: I LOVE professional football; I think about sex WAY too much; I'm a slob
Three ways that you are stereotypically a girl: I scream when i see spiders in my house; I like to gossip; I love sucking cock
Three places you've never been to, but want to go to: Vancouver; San Francisco; Berlin
Three favorite smells: babies; sheets fresh from the dryer; Mama's kitchen at Christmas
Three of your favorite words: mom; wow; eighteen

POLT = listening to "Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega

"I feel this kid in my bones." "Only your bones?" - Grady Tripp, Wonder Boys

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