A short conversation at work today:
Me: Hey! Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo! Yo, homie! Yo home-slice, home-pickle! Yo, homo! Yo, yo, yo, shout out to my peeps! Yo, word to yer mutha!
Co-Worker: ............Stop it. You are waaay too old, too white, and too gay to even be trying to do that. Just stop it.
Me: .........whelp, guess I can't really argue with that.
Reality once again crushes my dreams. Oh, the drama it is to be me.
POLT = listening to "Who Do You Love?" by George Thorogood
Believe an old debaucher like me, only the most exquisite of pleasures are capable of inducing a guilty next morning taste. - Shade, Starman # 41
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